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Mc Lozza
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| Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:47 pm united jokes |
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Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?
A: Diahorrea
Q: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?
A: Scenery...
Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?
A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.
Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?
A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.
Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice |
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luke_mc44
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| Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:12 pm |
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| ive got a good joke ...........LIVERPOOL HAHA |
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josh_d
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| Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:00 pm re |
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| nice 1 lad man u r shit rnt they |
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markyboi
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| Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:08 pm |
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| nice 1 luke lad i agree |
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Mc KyLE G
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| Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:55 am |
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| at leest hes postign topics :roll: |
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mc billy b
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| Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:52 pm |
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| there really not funny lol |
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